#and I miss writing about them

[varpusvaras]

Being autistic and having adhd on top of it really makes enjoying things weird. Like I still love something with all my heart and try to claw my way towards it but my brain will just. Not. Let me. Because it's currently hyperfixating on something entirely else

[asteria7fics]

bunny headcanons PLS🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 (nsfw too if you can)

Eeehehehe okay!!! (๑>؂•̀๑)

I don’t think I make it clear enough but Bunny is THAT ship for me. The ship that got me into shipping with this godforsaken show in the first place. Before Style wriggled its way into my heart, Bunny was my #1.

Which should mean I have a million headcanons, right? Aaahaha sort of!

I’ll start clean and lean into the really NSFW stuff later, but if you haven’t read either TSOB or EWILY, then… potential spoilers for those, as usual!

SO in my most canon-adjacent au Kenny and Butters don’t get together until the end of high school, though they’ve been friends since they were kids. They’re both pretty deep in the closet (Kenny more so than Butters) and sort of end up using one another as their (homo)sexual awakenings.

I really love the idea of Butters being a pretty innocent kid even as he gets older, while Kenny is the nasty little gutter slut we all knew he would become. Is it a self-esteem thing? Does he just enjoy having copious amounts of sex? Who could say, but I do like to think that Butters sort of brings out a softer, more emotionally aware side of Kenny.

Butters definitely falls first, though I think in some ways Kenny falls harder. I’ve always seen Kenny as being more into PDA and physically expressing his feelings for people, though I also see Butters as being a little uncomfortable with it at first. Not that the contact is unwelcome, but we already know that his family is less than accepting of homosexuality (don’t get me started on his hypocrite-ass father what a punk) so I imagine the first few months of them being together would actually be sort of awkward.

Let’s be honest here too, Butters is… not used to experiencing physical contact that’s affectionate. So at first all he can handle is hand holding and a light kiss here and there, at least when they’re in public.

You know, the funniest thing I did in EWILY was make Kenny so goddamn likable. I mean, all of my betas were obsessed with him by the end of the fic, and I can’t really say I blame them, though in truth I also think he’s kind of a dork. At least, I like to imagine he’s a little extra dorky around Butters, partially because he’s nervous and partially because he knows Butters isn’t going to judge him for not being super cool. Like, come on, it’s Butters.

Anyway, here’s a few quick-fire thoughts before I get into the dirty stuff.

They absolutely end up living together during college, though not entirely by choice. When Butters parents find out about his relationship with Kenny he either has to accept being grounded forever or run away with Ken, and I think we all know what choice he would make.

Butters tolerates Kenny’s substance use until it pushes him to A.) Do something really stupid or B.) It hinders his ability to be a functional partner.

They only get drunk together on special occasions. Butters is a total lightweight and doesn’t really enjoy drinking that much unless he feels very safe with the people he’s around.

They love doing all the most typical ‘couple’ things. Kenny winning Butters prizes at the county fair, going on movie dates and making out through the whole thing, that sort of crap.

Kenny tries to keep Butters from getting too involved in a lot of the other boys’ shit. He is not usually successful.

Okay, let’s get into the nsfw content. (˵ ¬ᴗ¬˵)

SO I think it’s pretty clear that I think Kenny would primarily top/take on the more dominant role. However, I do think he’d be willing to try bottoming, if topping was something Butters wanted to do.

Kenny is definitely the one with the most experience, but that doesn’t mean Butters isn’t a lil bit of a freak. Or a lotta bit, honestly. Think of all of the repression, and honestly he’s one of the hornier boys in the show despite his very limited understanding of why he feels those things. Neither of them really ever leave the bedroom unsatisfied, let’s just say that.

I also think of all of the main 5 they would be the most open to trying different things. They DEFINITELY get into roleplay (I have… plans around this) and I could also see them both being willing to bring a third into the bedroom from time to time. I don’t see either of them as being totally gay, and they both seem to have pretty similar tastes in women (*cough*big boobs*cough*) so it’s definitely not outside the realm of possibility.

I could see them dabbling in very limited BDSMy stuff, though I think Butters wouldn’t be super into some of the more uncomfortable physical restraints or really any pain play. The aftercare would be very much his speed though, so I imagine they would probably lean more into softer, love making stuff when it’s just them (ew).

A few more quick thoughts on the dirty stuff:

IDC what au I’m writing Kenny is ALWAYS hung like a horse. My man has suffered enough the least I can do is give him a beautiful wiener.

Butters is… not usually as fortunate. I mean, he sort of canonically has a smaller little buddy so I think that’s only fair. Not that Kenny minds, I think he enjoys how large his looks by comparison.

Kenny is definitely uncut. Butters could go either way, but I suppose I typically imagine him as having been circumcised.

Butters has the higher sex drive. I mean, think about all of that creamy goo he produced. That’s a lotta cum. While he and Kenny are generally pretty evenly matched, Kenny is exhausted after getting off while Butters is ready for round two in like ten minutes.

I think that’s all I have for now, but like I’ve been doing with Style if anyone has specific thoughts about Bunny they want to share or ask me about, you know this box is always open!

Thank you for this ask, anon!! I always have fun talking about these two when I get the chance!! (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)

[lazylittledragon]

ok someone please correct me if i'm wrong but am i weird for thinking those 'audiobooks don't count as reading' posts are ableist as fuck????

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

He is at his limit.

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[aceredshirt13]

the double-edged sword of old British literature is that there’s a solid chance it’ll feel gay but there’s an equally solid chance it’ll also feel racist

[frenchphobe]

griddlehark modern pen pal au where they don’t know each other but are assigned as pen pals for those pen pal projects you get in middle school and it just turns into them sending each other hate mail and somehow they just keep going for several years, even though they dont rly have to

[farshootergotme]

Dick 'my mental stability is hanging by the rope that snapped and killed my parents' Grayson met Bruce 'emotions aren't real if you don't acknowledge them' Wayne when he was 8 years old and he never recovered.

[jesuistrestriste]

early 2000s indie band “fire&ice” make their debut ✮

✮ art donaldson, 20, singer and guitar-player. down-to-earth, slightly shy, cute blonde hair and the brightest blue eyes. status: single.

✮ patrick zweig, 20, drummer and occasional singer. a total flirt, rough-around-the-edges, pretty freckles and a killer smile. did we mention he’s brunette? status: it’s complicated.

the two young musicians are making their rounds in the state, and are already selling out shows. consider us impressed, boys !

an inside source claims that merch is on the way, but you’ll have to be quick about snagging some — limited amounts + crazy fans = hard to keep stocked ..

rumor has it that the boys already have tons of loyal groupies, oh my !

an interview with one of these so-called groupies recently revealed that the lead singer is “good with his mouth” and the drummer is “good with his hands”.. we’ll leave it at that ;)

their hit song “crushed” is taking over the country — heartbreak sells, people ! now the real question is: which member wrote it, and who were they writing about?

good luck on the road, fire&ice, we’re excited to see where this musical journey leads you both x

—

ref : indie sleaze pat and art

[evolutiononthebrain]

something something scar is still in the desert but grian is still in the cactus ring. something something scar will look back on third life and remember the good, but grian can’t look at third life and see anything other than the blood on his hands. something something scar knows he can never return to the desert but grian can’t escape the cactus ring.

[atticuos]

Andrew having piercings is so right and real in my mind that every time I remember that it’s not canon it makes me pause.

But we know it’s not canon, bc if it was, then we’d have at least 15 paragraphs all about them and their placements and the way the light glints off them from Neil’s obsessed ass lmfao

[bumblingbabooshka]

I love Vulcans we need to get more into the emotional lives of Vulcans without imposing Human standards onto them. "The way you feel is wrong/repressive because it's not the way it's "supposed" to be from my perspective as an alien called Human" is boring to me especially when it's treated as correct. I wanna know how the aliens feel about their alien way of life. Vulcans are so interesting to me when written AS aliens and not as analogous to repressed Humans. I think about Tuvok's description of attachment to his family and how that isn't the emotion 'love' but something else, something that he feels no shame about having and sees as normal, as naturally Vulcan and I love it and I love it because there aren't any Humans there to go "Um actually checkmate you Vulcan s.o.b - that's emotion!" and he isn't being influenced by anything. These are his authentic thoughts. He sees his children, his family, as part of him. They were at times illogical, incomprehensible, and it was extremely rewarding to be in their lives. He thinks about them every day. They were well behaved. As teens they were contemptuous of authority and convinced of their own superiority. His youngest son loved one 200 verse story so he sang it to him. He'd rather die than betray his wife even in spirit. He's incomplete without them. It's obvious through Tuvok that Vulcan life is not inherently devoid of pleasure, comfort, or love and thus Human life (I think) should not be portrayed as inherently having something greater, deeper, more meaningful. I'm not talking here of society but of...emotional life. Interiority. There's this sense that all Vulcans are the same and miserable for it. That they hold themselves back and are indistinguishable and antagonistic to the self, repressed and wrong. That to be Vulcan is to suffer endlessly and Humans are all about Freedom Man and I don't know, I like that Tuvok's existence sort of challenges this as much as I acknowledge that Vulcan society is in fact repressive and unwelcoming to those who don't fit neatly into it. I'm not saying Vulcan society is a utopia, I'm questioning the perception of Vulcan emotional control - that way of life - as being inherently bad, devoid, or lacking. That Vulcans walk around with 'empty cups' and are only deluding themselves that to be that way is good. If only, Humanity moans, they could taste how delicious life could be! Tuvok is an average Vulcan. He does not struggle with emotion, he is not mixed species, he was not raised atypically, and yet he has a family he cares about and a wife he's loyal to and friends he values and none of these things seem to be Un-Vulcan to him. If Vulcan life was truly devoid of love and care, Tuvok wouldn't think of his family. They're not here, so why bother? When his pon farr came, he'd be trying to find the most compatible mate rather than risking his life by trying to meditate through it out of loyalty to T'Pel. T'Pel would also have just given Tuvok up for dead instead of waiting and his children wouldn't have traveled all the way to the most holy temple on the planet to say prayers for his safe return. I think these things are interesting and I wish they'd been explored more. The fact that caring about your family, caring about your friends, is not Un-Vulcan. The fact that Tuvok at no point longs for Humanity, sees nothing better or of interest to him in it. (Even in his teenage rebellion he only says he's sorry he was born Vulcan which reads less as Vulcan v Human and more like 'I hate this goddamn family' ykwim?). I want to know more about how Vulcans interact with each other, how they care for one another, what it means and what it's like to be Vulcan in more of an everyday way rather than what it means to be Vulcan vs Human.

[kenziedrawz]

have not sekai'd in while, but got hit with the urge™ so,

whatever, go my yuri

[ewwww-what]

Maybe they should try having a conversation

[bluewolfangel01]

Ghost Lilith

Anybody else sometimes forget about Lilith outside of season 1 unless she's brought up again on, what feels like, rare occasions?

Sometimes I do

I kinda wish she had more of a presence in later seasons, the other season stories are fine without don't get me wrong but I think it would just be cool to have a ghost/spirit Lilith pop up every now and then that only Mc is aware of or something like that

Ive seen a headcanon from someone that sometimes ghost Lilith helps Mc cheat in tests or they just chat sometimes and I love it to bits

I like to imagine that sometimes Mc will go to Lilith's room (bet yall forgot about the room too!) in the HoL and just chat with her ghost to either de-stress or have some time away from everyone else, especially when the brothers get really rowdy

I feel like when Mc is more worn down then normal and they don't feel like they could go to any of the brothers or other boys, they'd go to Lilith and that she'd try her absolute best to help her descendant/brothers' lover cause fate only knows what would happen if Mc actually snapped from everything

And also cause she cares a lot for them in general

Ghost Lilith would definitely play sneaky pranks on all the brothers and she'd either get Mc in on em or would make sure they were present when she does em

Ghost Lilith and Mc are quite the devious pair, maybe even more so the Satan and Belphie

I mean one is a ghost who is only able to be truly noticed by 1 person, and that said person is so powerful they have to wear a special op ring so they don't make the 3 realms collapse from their mere existence

Mc and Lilith be having tea in her room while the rest of the house is on fire and being destroyed frfr

Credit to @sister-lucifer for the divider

[aster-daydream404]

I CAN’T STAND THEM!!!

[eternalera]

me: apple white is actually a really complex character and her moment with the evil queen was one of vulnerability because she can't be frustrated with how things turned out anywhere else and some part of her was still bitter that she had to give up something good for everyone else. the evil queen knew this and was playing on it. she was also playing on the pressure that snow put on her as well to 'get her happily ever after'. all of this resulted into her throwing the apple in the direction of the mirror in frustration (most likely to get her to shut up), which accidentally caused her to free the evil queen which she did not mean to do. once again afraid of making a mistake and this time having people KNOW about it she then covers for the evil queen as she's afraid of what people will think of her and not anything else because she's a flawed character. the evil queen the promises her happily ever after of course but apple doesnt really have a say in it as she's forced to do whatever the queen says in order to keep the facade that shes 'perfect' because (once again) her upbringing made her scared of making any sort of mistake so she tries to cover for herself instead.

people for some reason: YOURE JUSTIFYING HER FREEING THE EVIL QUEEN!?!?!?